tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9071145879112688737.post1487543146770782562..comments2023-05-30T11:01:35.048+01:00Comments on The Gym Isn't Working: I need helpLothhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15949068764211292370noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9071145879112688737.post-54952595455214146012009-02-26T10:39:00.000+00:002009-02-26T10:39:00.000+00:00Lentils are scum. I too have been a victim of spil...Lentils are scum. I too have been a victim of spilled pulses.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9071145879112688737.post-21268888585259483952009-02-21T20:40:00.000+00:002009-02-21T20:40:00.000+00:00Lego bricks too. For some years after your childre...Lego bricks too. For some years after your children have ceased playing with Lego.Pam https://www.blogger.com/profile/12641269043817163165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9071145879112688737.post-8521614488691425202009-02-21T18:48:00.000+00:002009-02-21T18:48:00.000+00:00I know the problem well! It's just like Christmas ...I know the problem well! It's just like Christmas tree needles....... I am still finding the odd one all around the house, even though I tried so hard to vacuum them up!Seekerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12182355650129723929noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9071145879112688737.post-67504133911946508842009-02-21T18:47:00.000+00:002009-02-21T18:47:00.000+00:00I know the problem well! It's just like Christmas ...I know the problem well! It's just like Christmas tree needles....... I am still finding the odd one all around the house, even though I tried so hard to vacuum them up!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9071145879112688737.post-53704285232923770672009-02-21T12:07:00.000+00:002009-02-21T12:07:00.000+00:00That's funny. It's too late for the lentils that h...That's funny. It's too late for the lentils that have already escaped, but I'd like to suggest that in the future you keep all these sorts of things in glass jars. You can purchase decorative glass receptacles of varying sizes from the dollar store (or whatever the equivalent is yonder) Or you can clean your jam jars and such and put all your dry goods in them. First, they're less likely to spill and second, the stay much much fresher in glass jars than plastic bags AND keep all those little microscopic critters out that find their way into dry goodsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9071145879112688737.post-57995821107696588162009-02-21T08:45:00.000+00:002009-02-21T08:45:00.000+00:00Get a dog!!!! I am so messy in the kitchen that my...Get a dog!!!! I am so messy in the kitchen that my dog actually waits by my side when I'm cooking, picking up everything I drop! We're a great team!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9071145879112688737.post-52823126160433528972009-02-21T07:30:00.000+00:002009-02-21T07:30:00.000+00:00I think the best thing to do at this point is cons...I think the best thing to do at this point is consider moving. The lentils will never fully go away. May as well give in to this fact now....there is no hope.Lifeofkaylenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03470854343779969623noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9071145879112688737.post-13121897875209601782009-02-20T22:37:00.000+00:002009-02-20T22:37:00.000+00:00Obviously they escaped from a lentil institution.Obviously they escaped from a lentil institution.jimpurdy1943@yahoo.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12974301744118775363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9071145879112688737.post-49628294372112277142009-02-20T20:39:00.000+00:002009-02-20T20:39:00.000+00:00Don't turn your back on the lentils, they will onl...Don't turn your back on the lentils, they will only strike when you are not watching, much like the tooth fairy, but in a bad way.Wendyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04710705314805601363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9071145879112688737.post-88898435363599338522009-02-20T20:00:00.000+00:002009-02-20T20:00:00.000+00:00Oh it's friday afternoon (here in the colonies any...Oh it's friday afternoon (here in the colonies anyway) an I will happily pick up on Allison's sillines.<BR/>Lentils actually come from another planet in another galaxy far, far away. Punishment for their most heinous crimes is to be sent to earth and eaten alive. When they lept from your cupboard it was an intentional prison break to escape their sentance. Have everyone in your house search high and low to round them all up. You don't want criminal pulses lurking around your house planning their next vicious crime.<BR/>Oh it's a good thing it's almost the end of my work day and I'll be 'off to the pub' to meet friends for drinks.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9071145879112688737.post-81150780267732776122009-02-20T18:50:00.000+00:002009-02-20T18:50:00.000+00:00First you need to find the queen lentil. She will...First you need to find the queen lentil. She will be much larger than the other lentils. Place the queen in a bowl of water on the kitchen floor. Alerted by her distress cries through their collective consciousness, all the drone and worker lentils will come out of hiding and attempt to rescue their queen from drowning. Then you vacuum them up. Works every time.<BR/><BR/>Sorry. Mid-afternoon low blood sugar silliness.alisonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16483907412532940799noreply@blogger.com