Second Born is presently sitting on the floor playing Sims on the Wii. He just said (and I quote verbatim): "My fridge door is made of bacon. So is my turntable. The bottom of my fridge is rainbow trout, my bed is made of green apple and I painted my floor with anger."
So now you know why we have never tried to decorate this house. With him around, it's just too risky.