Number of children living in our house at the moment: 0
Number of children temporarily terrorising their granny and grandad for 2 nights: 2 (hee!)
Number of times husband and I will eat illicit restaurant or M&S food while they are gone: 2 (at least)
Number of days I have managed to go to work this week: 2 (yay me)
Number of times I drove round the block this morning before actually entering work car park: 3
Number of minutes I sat in car before plucking up the courage to actually go into the office: 10 (I'm working on that one)
Number of people I have spoken to in the office today: 3
Number of people I managed to make eye contact with: 0 (people are assuming I have grown my fringe really long as I so rarely raise my head these days)
Number of times Husband calls just to check I'm ok: plenty
Number of times a day I thank goodness I am married to Husband: lots
And just to cheer us all up, a wee excerpt from our holiday conversations:
First Born: What's the definition of "vet"?
Rest of us: Don't know, what?
First Born: A soggy german.
Too much exposure to Uxbridge English Dictionary at an impressionable age, I think.