I rendered my two boys speechless with admiration the other day. They were blown away by a talent so wonderful, so awe-inspiring that I suspect they will never be able to look at me again without a little whiff of jealously wafting through their masculine brains. I am the only girl in the house and I am the only one here who can burp on demand. Behold my majesty!
(Do you think I should put this on my CV?)