Joke from Second Born last night as we were putting his light out:
- Doctor! Doctor! There's a strawberry in my bottom!
- I've got cream for that.
So, ten bonus points to SB for making his parents giggle.
This morning from First Born who is trying desparately to explain Pokemon to me (poor child thinks I'm interested).
FB: Mum! There's a Pokemon you'd really like! It's called Chancy! (I think that's what he said)
Me: Why would I particularly like it?
FB: Because it is fat and pink and it's sort of like a servant.
Fill in your own punchlines and dock ten brownie points off FB while you're at it, will you?